Hat Hair

I don’t feel like a hat person. Its not just the hat hair, its the fact that I feel like an imposter. I’m not Ur mom when I wear a hat I’m UR MOM.

Wearing a hat is not me. I try. Maybe when I wear a hat people think i’m a hat person, but inside i’m all squirmy with thoughts of dissociation.

I want to be a hat person. They seem cool.

Why does being a hat person seem so cool?

What makes hat people so elite?

What makes an actual hat person?

Am I a hat person to other people?

post script to nelson: This isn’t abt hats I swear.

Are hat people different for everyone?