I don’t feel like a hat person. Its not just the hat hair, its the fact that I feel like an imposter. I’m not Ur mom when I wear a hat I’m UR MOM.
Wearing a hat is not me. I try. Maybe when I wear a hat people think i’m a hat person, but inside i’m all squirmy with thoughts of dissociation.
I want to be a hat person. They seem cool.
Why does being a hat person seem so cool?
What makes hat people so elite?
What makes an actual hat person?
Am I a hat person to other people?
post script to nelson: This isn’t abt hats I swear.
Are hat people different for everyone?